What a year can change, this is for you No.4.
Last year I felt a little bitter that Brett went to the Vikings. I am understating that when I say "little", but I'm over it now. I have since watched them fall flat in the playoffs, arguably the biggest game in Vike's history as a matter of fact. It makes me smile to this day and I have changed my philosophy on the matter. Congrats on another missed training camp, Bretty. Bretty? Was a typo but now I'm going to roll with it. Ha Ha Ha. Fuck it. Here's the game plan this year. I'm going to not talk shit anymore about no.4. It didn't help last year, in fact it almost got them to the Super Bowl. You see I'm a superstitious prick, I think the littlest shit I do effects everything they do. I wore the same outfit every game a couple years ago when we won 14 games with Bretty at the helm. But that's the past, and this year I'm going to kill Bretty with kindness (until I can't stand my own sarcasm). Anyways I wore my Favre jersey today (Packers) and got a good chuckle out of most people. The ones who understood my sarcasm anyways. Blasphemy? Maybe, but as I said earlier. Fuck it. I have two kids to go pick up and a brother to hound about getting his podcast recorded with Rico. So here is a blast from the past. Enjoy.
Taken from the Main Page 10/5/2009
An Open Letter to ol' no. 4.
Brett, you miserable son of a bitch,
I hope you are thrilled with the way you have been stomping the hearts of all us Wisconsin residents. As most of us might say we don't care or we are over it, we aren't and won't be for a long time now. I know a lot of people who will never forgive you, not that you care or anything. I saw your stupid little press conference, it was tragic, to be honest. Speaking of being honest, you should try it. You lying little prick. You came back because your daughter cried for you to? Give me a break, don't give some bullshit reasoning for your excuse to try win another Super Bowl and cash a massive check. The real reasoning is sticking it to Ted Thompson, you are a media hungry whore and those 23 million other reasons. Bro, a bow and set of arrows only cost about 1500 bucks at most (if you go all out). You cannot be broke, so it must be something else. You say you have no vendetta against Ted Thompson and the Packers, don't bullshit a bullshitter. I am sick of the back and forth game you have played for the last five years or so. With all the lies you have no credibility. Man, seeing you in purple is ugly. And to all the Viking fans on the Brett bandwagon now, go fuck yourselves. There I said it, and now I'll have to explain my harsh language to my elder family member again. It was well worth it. Bert, I'm going to let you in on a little secret, the Vikes aren't "one piece away" from the Super Bowl. They are still missing a good coach, Brad Childress or "Chilly" as you call him, is a predictable moron. Chilly is the equivalent of the Ray Rhodes era in GB. You would be better off with Mike Tice back there, you are both simple minded morons and would be more fun to watch. Back to this season though, I don't want you to get hurt like most Packer fans do. I want you to fail though and I want you to do so in classic Favre mode. Throw a shit load of INT's and look confused doing so. Don't get me wrong, I cherish the time you were in green and gold, but those times are long gone. When you put on the purple helmet with the horn on it, you died to me. Even when you bury the hatchet with the Packers in the future, I'll still think you are full of shit. To say that real Packer fans shouldn't be mad at you is a dumb comment too. You put on the enemies uniform, you are trying to bury our organization and trying to fool us all into feeling sorry for your. Not going to happen old chap. I hope Aaron Rodgers out plays you in every facet of the game, I hope he someday buries you records and laughs while doing so. I don't see it, but I never saw you signing with MN either. I hope we beat you worse than the mayor of Milwaukee got beat. I hope we beat you worse than Ike beat Tina, I hope we beat you worse than Judge Reihold beat his meat looking at Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Watch out for Barnett, he'll be coming for you. One last thing Bert, when you have failed in MN and the fans have turned your back on you, don't come crawling back to the Packers faithful and expect everything to be peachy, those days are gone.
Tell Chilly, Jerid Allen, AP and the boys to go to hell, that is if you know their names yet.
Peace, Ronald
Taken from the Main Page 10/5/2009
An Open Letter to ol' no. 4.
Brett, you miserable son of a bitch,
I hope you are thrilled with the way you have been stomping the hearts of all us Wisconsin residents. As most of us might say we don't care or we are over it, we aren't and won't be for a long time now. I know a lot of people who will never forgive you, not that you care or anything. I saw your stupid little press conference, it was tragic, to be honest. Speaking of being honest, you should try it. You lying little prick. You came back because your daughter cried for you to? Give me a break, don't give some bullshit reasoning for your excuse to try win another Super Bowl and cash a massive check. The real reasoning is sticking it to Ted Thompson, you are a media hungry whore and those 23 million other reasons. Bro, a bow and set of arrows only cost about 1500 bucks at most (if you go all out). You cannot be broke, so it must be something else. You say you have no vendetta against Ted Thompson and the Packers, don't bullshit a bullshitter. I am sick of the back and forth game you have played for the last five years or so. With all the lies you have no credibility. Man, seeing you in purple is ugly. And to all the Viking fans on the Brett bandwagon now, go fuck yourselves. There I said it, and now I'll have to explain my harsh language to my elder family member again. It was well worth it. Bert, I'm going to let you in on a little secret, the Vikes aren't "one piece away" from the Super Bowl. They are still missing a good coach, Brad Childress or "Chilly" as you call him, is a predictable moron. Chilly is the equivalent of the Ray Rhodes era in GB. You would be better off with Mike Tice back there, you are both simple minded morons and would be more fun to watch. Back to this season though, I don't want you to get hurt like most Packer fans do. I want you to fail though and I want you to do so in classic Favre mode. Throw a shit load of INT's and look confused doing so. Don't get me wrong, I cherish the time you were in green and gold, but those times are long gone. When you put on the purple helmet with the horn on it, you died to me. Even when you bury the hatchet with the Packers in the future, I'll still think you are full of shit. To say that real Packer fans shouldn't be mad at you is a dumb comment too. You put on the enemies uniform, you are trying to bury our organization and trying to fool us all into feeling sorry for your. Not going to happen old chap. I hope Aaron Rodgers out plays you in every facet of the game, I hope he someday buries you records and laughs while doing so. I don't see it, but I never saw you signing with MN either. I hope we beat you worse than the mayor of Milwaukee got beat. I hope we beat you worse than Ike beat Tina, I hope we beat you worse than Judge Reihold beat his meat looking at Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Watch out for Barnett, he'll be coming for you. One last thing Bert, when you have failed in MN and the fans have turned your back on you, don't come crawling back to the Packers faithful and expect everything to be peachy, those days are gone.
Tell Chilly, Jerid Allen, AP and the boys to go to hell, that is if you know their names yet.
Peace, Ronald
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