We've reached that point in the baseball season where the Brewers still have a chance but unless we get a Christmas miracle, nothing will happen.  I mean when Chris Narveson is the only Brewer batting over .300, I suggest you just give up.  This truly is the year of the pitcher.  Honestly though as a Brewers fan you don't think about championships or even playoffs for that matter, you just hope for wins and as the great Jeff Suppan once said, "just take it one day at a time".  The closest thing to winning the World Series for Milwaukee would be to pitch a no-hitter, and they really do get ol' Rico here jacked up!  But, seeing this many no-hitters this year just pisses me off because it reminds me of the 1-hitter CC Sabathia pitched in 2008.  That is, to this day, the worst win in Brewers history.  I mean they threw "hit" up on that board before LaRoche even hit the bag, thats a play CC makes easily, and throws him out by 10 feet, to me its a no brainer, it was an error!  Now before I ruin my mascara by crying again we shall move on to the "extreme" portion of Rico's Rant.

On August 8th comes a pay-per-view event that will blow your mind.  For the last time we will see the "ECW Originals" go at it viciously like they used to.  Guys like Tommy Dreamer, Sandman, Mick Foley, Rhino, Raven, Stevie Richards, The Dudleys, Rob Van Dam, Al Snow and more!  I won't describe every detail but Vince McMahon drug the "ECW" brand through the mud by turning it into the show for young talent and ruining its legacy, so for one night only these guys will have one last chance to put on a show for the fans.  For those of you ignorant bastards who pretend to not know what ECW is, I'll explain.  In a nutshell ECW is extreme, hardcore wrestling, meaning you'll see tables, ladders, chairs, barbed wire, tacks, garbage cans, kendo sticks, nails, unpredictability, blood, pain, and real entertainment!  So if you're a fan of barbaric straight-up street fighting you might wanna watch this.  Thursday night on Spike tv catch the final show before the ppv!  Sunday night you better round up your buddies and get the popcorn ready for this historic event!

Rico has spoken