Rico's Rant - Milwaukee Here We Come!
As I frantically pack my jean shorts for Milwaukee for the second time many questions come to mind. First off, with Bryan and the dickbroom (his mustache) coming along can I look him in the face without laughing? Because every thing he does is magnified times 10 along the lines of creepiness. Will anyone make eye-contact with our group knowing we are the most insanely creepy bunch of characters out there? Next, I wonder will we make a stop at the famous Popeyes so I can try the falcon meat? Or more importantly will we need to stop 5 miles down the road because we all have the shits? How about will Chad and myself possibly complete the more than 2 year mission to find the near non-existent Robinade? Yet another question I have is can the Brewers win a game? Chances are good they will be depressed from getting butt-fu*ked by the Twinkies in the series before we get there so they won't be in the mood to try.
I've been to 5 Brewers games in my short life and they've gone 1-4, and I couldn't enjoy the 1 victory because Corey Hart had a 2 out hit driving in a run to put the crew up by 4 in the 8th inning. Meaning we were robbed of seeing Trevor Hoffman in the last season (worth remembering) of his career. Yet another reason to hate Corey Hart. Regardless of all that, my excitement is "brewing" for the annual trip to Milwaukee, mostly to see Bryan for 3 days straight.



This page has such bright colors, that it almost gives me a headache! What is the meaning of the brightness?
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They are the Brewers colors.
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