I appologize ahead of time for this post, I just didn't have any ambition to write anything myself. Without further ado, here it is...

HEY YO, welcome to the second portion of Rico’s Rant.  The main topic today is Mr. Jeff Suppan, who will be taking the mound tomorrow at Wrigley’s believe it or not.  To be honest, I am pretty excited for Soup to get his first start of the 2010 campaign.  If you look at his stats from last year- Suppan was 7-12 with a 5.29 ERA, not too shabby by Rico’s standards.  If you’re wondering why he was injured let me explain.  Suppan was suffering from neck stiffness, how does one million dollar man get neck stiffness? "Suppan told Brewers Live correspondents before the game that his neck was stiff in spring training," he said. "The condo he was staying at had really bad pillows and he had to sleep on a rolled-up towel."  Rolled up towels, seriously, what a flamer. The Brewers TV announcers, Brian Anderson and “Rock” Bill Schroeder, had some pretty interesting comments on Soups stiffness troubles.  "For $40 million, there could be a pillow store, you know, nearby" (the team's spring training complex in Arizona), play-by-play man Brian Anderson said.  Then Rock started getting in on the ripping action, which quickly led to a rant on Soup can.   "Man. Jam it in your suitcase if you're worrying about his leaving it back in Phoenix," Schroeder said. "I'll take it back for him."  He also wasn't buying Suppan's cheap, vaguely homeopathic solution for the sleep discomfort.  "A rolled-up towel? I mean, you do that after a frat party in college, dontcha?" Schroeder said. "I mean, c'mon Soup."  I think its safe to say the Brewers announcers aren’t too high on Jeff Suppan.   

Speaking of high, I’m pretty high on the Wolfpac getting back together over at TNA Wrestling.  Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, and Syxx-Pac are once again being the coolest guys in all of sports entertainment.  They beat the Dudley Boyz last Monday in a street fight after Syxx-Pac (formerly X-Pac) delivered an X-factor off the top rope through a table to Bubba Ray Dudley.  Things are just heating up for the Wolfpac.  Tune in Monday nights on Spike at 8/7c to get in on the action!

Awooooooooo. The tribe has spoken.